CRINGEWORTHY

Here follows a brief list of some of the things that make me cringe and want to kill:

"Ebony and Ivory" by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder.
Paul McCartney.
Hearing old people whistle at the end of a sibilant.
Watching someone's facial tic - sorry, it's not their fault, but I can't stand it.
Old people again - toothless and gurning.
Toilet brushes. Especially ones sitting in a pool of watery... well, you know...
Squeaky squeaky sounds.
The word "crack" said in a Liverpudlian accent.
Pulling off tufts from a cottonwool roll. Sort of squeaky and ugh.
Walking barefoot on a rough carpet.
Papercuts on the tongue. Almost extinct now due to the advent of peel and seal envelopes.
A hyena being sawn in half horizontally with a rusty saw.